1. Cher opens the show with ""When You're Smiling"" and a monologue in which she compares her TV show with a new baby. 2. Cher and Freddie camp it up in a song-and-dance routine. 3. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Laverne (Cher) is reunited with Olivia (Teri), her old friend from the launderette. 4. Mable the Fable Lady (Cher) interviews a present-day Cinderella and Prince Charming (Teri and Freddie). 5. The Pointer Sisters sing ""Live Your Life Before You Die"" 6. Cher appears as a clown in this comedy vignette about unhappiness. 7. ""Girls"" -- Cher and The Pointer Sisters introduce a series of comedy sketches about how woman are superior to men. In blackouts, Freddie plays Cher's ever-lying husband who promises he'll never lie again and a dissatisfied customer trying to exchange an electric blanket at the complaint department. 8. ""Saturday Night"" -- Cher describes another date with a ""loser."" 9. Cher sings ""How Long Has This Been Going On?"" 10. Cher and The Pointer Sisters perform a medley of song